Take a breath

MAN it has been a long time since I have gotten on here! So much...so so much has gone on in my life and i haven't a second to SHIT more or less get on here and write. So sad, cause I like to write on here and talk about the stuff I go through. I am slammed with school.This crammed situation I'm in is making me go back in time and think if all of those keg stands at auburn were reallllllly worth it. Were those night staying up till the butt crack of dawn REAAAAAAALLLLLY worth having me taking THIS LONG to finish a lame ass degree?

Zac started back his pharmacy school, and he is doing fantastic keeping up with his weight loss and studying. I on the other hand, have eaten so much sour patch and swedish fish that my DNA has been altered for sure. I think that if they were to slice me in half i would be made out of some sour gummy substance.

I just want august to get here. My morals are so low right now that I would do ANYTHING to finish this roller coaster. I promise. I know zac has to feel the same way. I am so glad we are friends and get along, cause I tell ya if I had to live with a roomate that was aweful I would crawl their ass so fast right now they would melt in a puddle. At least zac is cute too. It would REALLY suck to have to come home to someone unattractive. How would you feel if YOU worked your butt off all day, studied four about 5-6 hours to crawl in the bed with someone whose beauty could be enhanced with a BURKA.

I miss my friends, I miss my family, I miss chit chatting on the phone all the time, I miss watching tv, I miss sleeping in, I miss eating good and not eating stressful swedish fish, I miss working in the yard and the house, I miss eating dinner with zac, I miss going to bed early, I miss excersizing, i miss partying, i miss having TONS of people over......

Ok, now that I have gotten as pitiful as possible, I am going to tell you a few cool things that have happened lately in my life. Starting small to big.

One: I ate Ranelli's italian this friday for lunch. have any of yall eaten Ranelli's?? I better watch out with THAT place. If i keep going at this rate, I will be able to get GROUP life insurance for my big ass.

TWO: I sure do love my fish roosafee. I hope i get a picture up with him in it, he sure does make my work more fun.

ThREE: I am getting a new position at work, had to move desks. I will be monitoring reports. At first i thought this was no big deal, but then when all the supervisors asked if I would do it and all my co-workers kept congratulating me, i thought "well damn! musta done something good!"

FOUR: I GOT MY IPOD FIXED. HURRRRRRRAY!

that is it, was not much. I am going to end this blog with some good wise cracks for you to use on your friends....how about that?

If they are ugly: "Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."
Stupid: "If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless."
Stupider: "If your brains were taxed, you would get a rebate."
Smarty Pants: "CLEARLY you have chosen knowning everything over having friends."
Fat: "go ahead and pull up a sofa."
too skinny: "yellow makes you look like a No. 2 Pencil"
Short: " My neck hurts from insulting you."
Poor Hygene: "Using deodarant is NOT the same as taking a shower."
Bad style: " I'm sure that outfit would look good on someone."
Asshole: "You're the reason God made the middle finger."
Liars: " You're so two faced, your spouse will be a bigamist."
Hoochie: "Your so slutty, you take the morning after pill the night before."
Old: "You're so old , you think a Blackberry is a fruit."
Older: "They asked you to be on Antiques Roadshow to be appraised."
Dumb Youngins: "You still think a paycheck is what you spend on a wardrobe."