Well just a short story for your entertainment

I wonder how everyone is feeling right now knowing that we are in a new year now? How many people take the whole new years resolution thing seriously? I think this year i am taking it to heart. I suuuuuuure hate runnin though. As we speak I have my running pants on, ready to go. I think the only thing stopping me is the 2 pound steak, my baked potato with sour cream, sauteed mushrooms and feta cheese salad, along with my sleeping pill. I don't know though...maybe me being lazy. I might try the whole "run before you eat" thing next time huh? (but that steak was goooooooooooooooooooooood)

Well New Years went great. I threw up my vagina around 12:30 am into the new year. I drank so much champagne that i could faint. but if i had to, i would do it again. I swear i puked so much on the outside of my car that it looked like a 10 foot bird flew and projectiled shit all on the side of my car. Bless Zac's heart having to take care of me. I threw up a little in my car too. Yep, sure as HELL haven't cleaned it up. So i bet it is frozen spittle by now. Like throw up dippin dots. Oh well, it is 16 degrees out there and there is no way in HELL i am cleaning throw up when its that cold.

Saw the Sherlock Holmes movie too. it was cool, thats all i can say about that.

today is the first day at work in a long time I didn't smoke on the smoke break. I sure would love to though. Smoking is so great for socializing. I could smoke a pack a day if I didn't have goals to run. Hell If i knew I was going to die within 10 years from now, i would smoke until my jaw fell off. but enough of that, just glad I didn't do it.

Getting my ipod looked at thursday. Yeah some of yall didn't know that I spent a chunk of dough on a new 5 generation ipod only to wash it in the washer. I swear it seems like I am cursed to never have new or nice stuff in my life. Now the ipods screen won't light up so i can't see the songs. Its like a 16 gig ipod shuffle. oh well could be worse.

Zac and I had a talk about the dogs today and how much i think they should die. I swear I have ALWAYS love animals. i really really have. I dont know what makes me dislike them more, the fact that they get on my nerves or the fact that i have to train them in a way I don't beleive in. Maybe I am taking it out on them cause I think the training is stupid. I hope not. Zac told me...no let me rephrase, he asked me if I could talk to the trainer about my issues and see what he says. I know he is getting tired of me bitchin about the furballs. I swear though, if I had to choose to raising 2 toddlers or 2 dogs it would be a toss up right now. best 2 out of three for the toddlers.

ok, sleeping pill kickin in. Take er easy....and if she's easy, take er twice..