My feet are cold as hell and I am tired @ 8:45...WTF

Ok so i was talking to zac some time ago about my mental handicapps I have been experiencing. I told him that I am suffering from alzheimers (is that how you spell it?) at an early age. Nothing against ANYONE with alzeihmers...not that you would remember this blog anyways,  or nothing against anyone who knows anyone that has it.
Lately since i have been in school i feel like i have gotten dumber. I asked my doctor why I have been getting so absent minded. It is getting worse. I asked zac how I could get my mind tested and he told me an autopsy on my brain. I asked them how they could do that and he told me I had to be dead first. So i guess that option is out.
I am getting so forgetful that it has past the funny mark and gotten really aggrevating. I lock my car keys in my car at least 2-3 times a month. AAA told me that i reached my limit and i can't call them anymore. Actually locked myself out of the house this past weekend. Broke in with a credit card. Shady I know. I have the regular days where I look everywhere for my keys and they are hanging from my hand, forget dates that i made with friends, all kinds of stuff. Last night I accidently put the salad in the pantry and the peanut butter in the fridge. Washed my brand new ipod. I am usually used to it, but today i got pissed.
So last night, I spent an hour getting zac and my dinner made while getting our lunch ready for the next work day (that's today). Made the most perfect lunch ever. Salad with almonds and cheese and turkey and tomoatoes and onions with a side of italian sausage and apples with peanut butter. With nice snacks. I mean doesn't that sound nice? Doesn't lunches like that make you excited to eat? Well I wake up this morning late and I am flying out the door with my stuff trying to make it to work at a decent time.
So i get to work and settle in and ready for breakfast while I check my emails. And my freakin lunch box is no where to be found. I LEFT IT AT HOME! DAMMIT!
So I ask the girls if anyone is ordering today and they tell me that I dont have to worry about it cause we are having a team meeting and we are getting fed! ROCK OUT.

about 15 minutes goes by and I am thinking about when i need to order my food. I am like "Do I want Yoe Xpress? Moe's?" So i ask the girls if they want Yoes or Moes and they look at me crazy. Cause like 15 MINUTES AGO they told me that we are having a meeting where we are being fed. "That's right, that's right".

So by now my stomache is eating my asshole I am so hungry and finally we got to the meeting. I eat some food , finish up the meeting and get back to my desk. about 2 hours goes by and it is time for my snack. I go to the community fridge for my lunch box, not there. I go to the community kitchen, no there, not under my desk. Then I remember that i dont have my lunch box. And now i am getting pissed cause i keep forgetting.

So I am starving by now and I am at work late. HOLY HELL I FORGOT I HAVE YOGURT IN THE FRIDGE. i had like 4 of them in the fridge. ok, so i dont know if you guys know what "activia" yogurt is, but it is supposed to make you "regular" and your supposed to only eat 2 a day. Well definately didn't know that till i was looking at the label while eating my fourth yogurt. Whhhhhhhhhhhhat??

So about an hour goes by and i feel like that movie that the alien crawls out of the guys belly. I didn't know how i was going to make it it the car, let alone make it home. Shit I know i am out of gas too. i am going to have to stop and get gas.

Wouldn't you know it, I unlock my car door, and guess what falls out...

my lunch box.